Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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