Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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