Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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