belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't think brook has ever known best
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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