He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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One is too many
Fucking hipsters is too mainstream for you?
I swear I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans. Farva what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls Shenanigans. Ohhhhhhh
don't call me unit 91, radio.
Don't call me radio, unit 91.
do I look like a cat to you boy? am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? am I drinking milk from a saucer? do you see me eating mice?!?!
Are you still trying to wash the smell of American Apparel and horrible music off of you?
Unless he has tacos of course.
Hipsters should be killed at birth.
Dddooouuuccchhheee. I dated someone just like him. He thought he was Jarvis cocker. He wasn't.
Hahahaha! Was he late because he was shopping at Good Will?