i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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