at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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