Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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