he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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