Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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