I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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