I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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