i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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