I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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