Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
he had hair everywhere except his balls
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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