Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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