Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
they need to just BURY HIM!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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