there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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No there isn't.
I have a suggestion.
"Everyone who's baby I'm having step forward." Wait for him to start taking a step forwards.
"Not so fast..."
You're a slut bag. Hopefully the baby runs away from you just like this guy is going to .... and 2:06 not all women are whores like her... but maybe assholes like you are why whores like her cheat!
You can always have Maury do it!!!!!
Hey Jenny, It's me. Guess what, I knew.
Still wonder why _I_ treated you badly??
Just so you know, I've checked. There is no Jack Daniels in Hell. I'll bring some, see you there.
You are a whore. Hope you aren't telling this to your soon-to-be ex-husband.
Maybe you shouldn't be a mom at all?
There's gotta be a less slutty way to get pregnant from someone else....but there's not.
found out on her 18th birthday it wasnt his.... gold digger!
Can’t wait till they finally have male birth control so that slutty fuckin women will all get caught! Bitches!
No there isn't "a less slutty way" it is what it is!
another whore bag in this world!
There's an app for that
232 lol that is good
nope, that just sucks
6:31 ur generalizing us with Tiger Woods :D
He will be happy to know. Trust me
9:47 and 8:58 They do, its called a condom. MAN THE FUCK UP AND USE THEM. Seriously, its not that hard, but know you'll continue to bitch about slutty women and their evil ways.
Pull a mary say that god did it.
2:32 that's how she told me, and boy was I relied :p
Nope, you're fucked, slut.
9:18 I hope your whole family dies then I wouldn't have to read your stupid posts just sayin
really?! what's there to worry about? dude will be stoked to get news like that!
Marry him and tell him in 19 years
Go to Barnes and Noble, go to the humor section and buy the book "Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals". There are postcards inside with sayings like "It's yours" and "it's not yours" as well as "It's Syphilis" and "God doesn't love you"
Surprise him! Ahhahaha
He'll probably be relieved, and laugh as your child is raised by a series of "boyfriends."
just use emoticons like that other chick on here
NASTY WHORE, he's better off without you anyways, so just tell him! And quit being a loose whore!
no shit 1:58 you see it would be nice to have male birth control without snipping your balls and having a better chance to have kids later on when u want to have them...
Hey Jenny, it's me. Guess what - I knew, I've known. Those weird bumps go away yet?
Also, I've checked - there is no Jack Daniels in Hell.
reading texts like this is why I will never trust or respect women. ever.
The baby's Afro may do the trick.
Is your dad still alive?
Did your dad die in Afghanistan?
Yeah that just sayin shits annoying but no need to wish harm on peoples family.
Tell him it's jaafaans
I doubt that the whore knows who the father really is. Probably has it narrowed down to the month
I can see this chick pulling out a pocket book, slowly browsing the 10 or 20 some odd names that fall around the suspected date of conceiving.
Also 50 dollars and a Bj from a random slut says that 11:05 up there has been around the block.
11:38 = WIN!!! you are NOT the father!!
Tell him u slipt and fell on some guys dick while he was already cumming. That's what I told my wife, just the other way around.
9:47...they do...it's called a VASECTOMY!
Good luck in the future, whore!
I'm drunk and honest enough to say; yeah that's my area code.