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  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:32pm

    I have a suggestion. "Everyone who's baby I'm having step forward." Wait for him to start taking a step forwards. "Not so fast..."

  • 67 46
    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 5:34am

    No there isn't.

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:12pm

    There's gotta be a less slutty way to get pregnant from someone else....but there's not.

  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:00pm

    You can always have Maury do it!!!!!

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:31am

    Hey Jenny, It's me. Guess what, I knew. Still wonder why _I_ treated you badly?? Just so you know, I've checked. There is no Jack Daniels in Hell. I'll bring some, see you there.

  • 64 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:50pm

    You're a slut bag. Hopefully the baby runs away from you just like this guy is going to .... and 2:06 not all women are whores like her... but maybe assholes like you are why whores like her cheat!

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:42pm

    nope, that just sucks

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:01pm

    You are a whore. Hope you aren't telling this to your soon-to-be ex-husband.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:05am

    9:47 and 8:58 They do, its called a condom. MAN THE FUCK UP AND USE THEM. Seriously, its not that hard, but know you'll continue to bitch about slutty women and their evil ways.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:56pm

    Nope, you're fucked, slut.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:53pm

    found out on her 18th birthday it wasnt his.... gold digger!

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:06pm

    reading texts like this is why I will never trust or respect women. ever. SLUT.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:34pm

    There's an app for that

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:47pm

    Can’t wait till they finally have male birth control so that slutty fuckin women will all get caught! Bitches!

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:46pm

    Marry him and tell him in 19 years

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:44pm

    NASTY WHORE, he's better off without you anyways, so just tell him! And quit being a loose whore!

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:17am

    another whore bag in this world!

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:34pm

    232 lol that is good

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:58pm

    no shit 1:58 you see it would be nice to have male birth control without snipping your balls and having a better chance to have kids later on when u want to have them...

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:32pm

    He will be happy to know. Trust me

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:19am

    Surprise him! Ahhahaha

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:22pm

    No there isn't "a less slutty way" it is what it is! P.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:31pm

    9:18 I hope your whole family dies then I wouldn't have to read your stupid posts just sayin

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:53am

    Maybe you shouldn't be a mom at all?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:05am

    Pull a mary say that god did it.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:03pm

    He'll probably be relieved, and laugh as your child is raised by a series of "boyfriends."

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:37pm

    Go to Barnes and Noble, go to the humor section and buy the book "Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals". There are postcards inside with sayings like "It's yours" and "it's not yours" as well as "It's Syphilis" and "God doesn't love you"

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:37pm

    6:31 ur generalizing us with Tiger Woods :D

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:45am

    The baby's Afro may do the trick.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:44pm

    2:32 that's how she told me, and boy was I relied :p

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:20pm

    2:16 Is your dad still alive? Did your dad die in Afghanistan?

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:16am

    Hey Jenny, it's me. Guess what - I knew, I've known. Those weird bumps go away yet? Also, I've checked - there is no Jack Daniels in Hell.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:53pm

    2:32 hillarious! just use emoticons like that other chick on here

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:57am

    Tell him it's jaafaans

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:31pm

    really?! what's there to worry about? dude will be stoked to get news like that!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:32pm

    Yeah that just sayin shits annoying but no need to wish harm on peoples family.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:11am

    I can see this chick pulling out a pocket book, slowly browsing the 10 or 20 some odd names that fall around the suspected date of conceiving. Also 50 dollars and a Bj from a random slut says that 11:05 up there has been around the block.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:57pm

    Tell him u slipt and fell on some guys dick while he was already cumming. That's what I told my wife, just the other way around.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by hentailover on Jul 1, 10 at 8:25pm

    South park

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:58pm

    9:47...they do...it's called a VASECTOMY!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:45am

    11:38 = WIN!!! you are NOT the father!!

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:44pm

    I doubt that the whore knows who the father really is. Probably has it narrowed down to the month

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:19am

    Good luck in the future, whore!

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:30am

    I'm drunk and honest enough to say; yeah that's my area code.