Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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