you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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