You work out of a Hotel?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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