I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My feet surprised me
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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