is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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