I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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My brother does that without trying.
now that was just shit
This is so awful that it's stupid
stupid. Buy the shirt and ur an asshole
Only thing worse than this text is the fact that op is voting for him/ herself over and over
That's what 6th graders do at parties! What are crazy ass night!!
I know who's voting over and over again b/c no one with a brain or sense of humor would find this even remotely funny.
Wow! Out of control party! Dumbass
This text sucks my enormous dick
This is retarded... Why even put it on the site? I'm at work trying to finish my bagel before a meeting in 3 minutes... Just as thrilling.
Tfln is accepting texts from 10 y.o
This text eats my wet sloppy vaj
I'm sure we've all sent in text that are 10 times as funny as this
Wow! Sweet party! What's next? Pin the tail on the donkey? That party sounds crazy! I'm so jealous! I would love to watch a guy eat cookies at a party
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
i hope you left. sounds pretty lame.
Op is a douche nozzle
Was this an 8th graders party?
Just saying look at the votes, someone thinks this shit is hillarious.
This is so bad that's it's not good.
10:39 I agree. The op is voting over and over again b/c this is STUPID!!!!!!!
Charles Rutherford, I hope they were double-stacked, make sure the dogs close for clean-up
5:48 of course u bought the shirt. Ur the op you dumb asshole!
TFLN sucks big time. What happened to the FUNNY stuff?
Bought the shirt! Fuckin hillarious! Fuck all you haters!
No way this text has that many . Op is voting!!!!!!!!
you are a wild man dude
11:29 yea, 12 yo girls think this shit is hilarious and they all voted. Everyone over 12 does a lot cooler stuff at their parties
this text is just ridiculous
Wow, a whole PACKAGE?!
Op, Were u the douchebag holding the stopwatch?
Stupid fuckin text. Op is a real party animal. A party with cookies? Who were the chaperones?
I just ate 2 sammiches and a bag of chips in 5 minutes. Think I'll submit it to tfln
Awesome! Sounds like a wild time you party animal.
Typical Oklahoman=Lame and overweight
Yea, I bet it's a real fuckin knee slapper
Later we're going to play Seven Minutes in Heaven!
What a wild party
12:40- you are a dumb ass hole
The pathetic op is voting over and over again and ur the op^ loser!!!