I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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My brother does that without trying.
now that was just shit
This is so awful that it's stupid
stupid. Buy the shirt and ur an asshole
I know who's voting over and over again b/c no one with a brain or sense of humor would find this even remotely funny.
Wow! Out of control party! Dumbass
Only thing worse than this text is the fact that op is voting for him/ herself over and over
That's what 6th graders do at parties! What are crazy ass night!!
This is retarded... Why even put it on the site? I'm at work trying to finish my bagel before a meeting in 3 minutes... Just as thrilling.
Tfln is accepting texts from 10 y.o
This text sucks my enormous dick
This text eats my wet sloppy vaj
I'm sure we've all sent in text that are 10 times as funny as this
Was this an 8th graders party?
Wow! Sweet party! What's next? Pin the tail on the donkey? That party sounds crazy! I'm so jealous! I would love to watch a guy eat cookies at a party
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Op is a douche nozzle
10:39 I agree. The op is voting over and over again b/c this is STUPID!!!!!!!
Just saying look at the votes, someone thinks this shit is hillarious.
This is so bad that's it's not good.
i hope you left. sounds pretty lame.
Charles Rutherford, I hope they were double-stacked, make sure the dogs close for clean-up
5:48 of course u bought the shirt. Ur the op you dumb asshole!
TFLN sucks big time. What happened to the FUNNY stuff?
Bought the shirt! Fuckin hillarious! Fuck all you haters!
No way this text has that many . Op is voting!!!!!!!!
you are a wild man dude
this text is just ridiculous
Wow, a whole PACKAGE?!
11:29 yea, 12 yo girls think this shit is hilarious and they all voted. Everyone over 12 does a lot cooler stuff at their parties
Op, Were u the douchebag holding the stopwatch?
Stupid fuckin text. Op is a real party animal. A party with cookies? Who were the chaperones?
I just ate 2 sammiches and a bag of chips in 5 minutes. Think I'll submit it to tfln
Yea, I bet it's a real fuckin knee slapper
Typical Oklahoman=Lame and overweight
Later we're going to play Seven Minutes in Heaven!
Awesome! Sounds like a wild time you party animal.
What a wild party
12:40- you are a dumb ass hole
The pathetic op is voting over and over again and ur the op^ loser!!!