North Korea, Best Korea!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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