You surviving the open bar?
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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