so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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