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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.

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  I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.

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  I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device

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• (562): View more from California

  I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?

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