Porn is love you can see.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.