I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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