All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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