Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities