Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the day after is always just damage control
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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