ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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