Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
