How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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