Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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