i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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