Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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