this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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