there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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