Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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