Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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