Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Randomize
