Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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