Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
