Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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