you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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