you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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