Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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