If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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