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  • They just think you jerk off violently instead of quietly now.

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 28, 13 at 1:27pm
  • Who are you trying to impress?

    Submitted by thirrteen on Jan 28, 13 at 10:16am
  • Or you could just leave the confines of your porn dungeon, and go meet a freak.

    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 28, 13 at 11:07am
  • ... and they weren't home.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 28, 13 at 1:38pm
  • Took a 45 minute long shower fucking the shit out of my girlfriend neighbors called the cops and we broke the curtain rod. I win.

    Submitted by ZombieBitten on Jan 29, 13 at 4:20am
  • If you spent as much time TRYING to have sex as you did PRETENDING to have sex, you might actually get laid... Unless you look like Andy Milonakis

    Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Jan 29, 13 at 12:36pm
  • Well thank goodness they think you have sex! Life - you're doing it wrong...

    Submitted by cluelesspy on Jan 28, 13 at 11:50am
  • Yeah I'm calling bullshit on this one

    Submitted by iso on Jan 28, 13 at 1:22pm
  • I feel you, bro.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Feb 1, 13 at 6:55pm