yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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