if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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