i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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