Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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