her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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