my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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