What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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