Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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