I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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