We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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