So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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