why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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