people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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