I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize