this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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